May 31, 2019
In which Belle attempts to start an industrial revolution, to the upset of a bunch of townspeople who are somehow more cartoonish than they were in the actual cartoon.
May 29, 2019
In which an element from the Cocteau film and original fairy tale is reintroduced and not remotely justified. Periodic reminder that you should check out Lindsay Ellis's review of this movie.
May 24, 2019
In which Bill decides to make something no one was curious about into a pointless mystery, and the movie establishes its habit of criminally wasting Kevin Kline.
May 21, 2019
In which Bill misses his first shot at including a song from the stage musical, and we start to suspect he has no idea what to do with Gaston.
May 17, 2019
"Belle" lurches to a conclusion as Bill loses track of his camera, his extras, and his lead actress.